What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:47
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Trump’s Truth Social files with SEC for bitcoin-ether ETF - The Block
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Police chief Grant Hardin caught after escaping Arkansas prison - BBC
Still no good
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
They put up a sign reading
Geologists confirm that these rocks are the oldest ones ever found on Earth - Earth.com
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Tensions rise as Patrick slams Abbott’s veto of THC ban: ‘Legalizes marijuana in Texas’ - KHOU
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Microsoft Starts Deleting Your Passwords In 6 Weeks—Act Now - Forbes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
So they tried
What are some common medications prescribed for anxiety while traveling?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!